Can we get something happening here?

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Re: Can we get something happening here?

Postby YE360 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:11 am

don't worry, everyone. i've found the ultimate solution.

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its stool, everyone's favorite guy! fished out of an ancient god's tomb at the bottom of the ocean, stool has eldritch wisdom of all things. including your death! he knows exactly when and how it will happen. he knows all. it as always been stool. you've just been too blind to notice. and now he's looking right at you, silently, aware of every single detail of your entire existence from beginning to end. stool knows. now it is merely a matter of waiting.

...and he's fun at parties!
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Re: Can we get something happening here?

Postby Midpulse » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:33 am

YE360 wrote:don't worry, everyone. i've found the ultimate solution.

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its stool, everyone's favorite guy! fished out of an ancient god's tomb at the bottom of the ocean, stool has eldritch wisdom of all things.


So uh... Do you come here often, stool? Maybe it's just the drinks talking, but you're giving me wood
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Re: Can we get something happening here?

Postby YE360 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:42 am

Midpulse wrote:So uh... Do you come here often, stool? Maybe it's just the drinks talking, but you're giving me wood


stool blinks at you indifferently. perhaps he wants you to sit on him. perhaps he is calculating the end of humanity.
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Re: Can we get something happening here?

Postby N » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:06 am

YE360 wrote:
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Uhm.. Stool? Have you met Sasha yet? She's uh.. single and ready to mingle? Get it, because she's a stool like yerself.
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Re: Can we get something happening here?

Postby Midpulse » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:16 am

YE360 wrote:stool blinks at you indifferently. perhaps he wants you to sit on him. perhaps he is calculating the end of humanity.


Oh damn right i'm gonna sit on him
HEY MEET SASHA
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Re: Can we get something happening here?

Postby YE360 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:25 am

N wrote:Uhm.. Stool? Have you met Sasha yet? She's uh.. single and ready to mingle? Get it, because she's a stool like yerself.


stool knows all.
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